if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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