my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize