I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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