sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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