We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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