So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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