How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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