I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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