so explain again why im purple
no
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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