He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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