She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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