Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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