you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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