what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I looked at my own cervix.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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