So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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