dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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