Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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