i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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