He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
