Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
