I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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