She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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