why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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