I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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