i will never coherently bang her
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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