Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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