if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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