I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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