wanna go halves on a baby?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
