either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
When did we convert life to cartoon?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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