I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
honey bunches of taint.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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