Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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