A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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