Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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