We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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