New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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