We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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