I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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