omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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