# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Randomize
