hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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