You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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