I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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