For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!