It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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