i would punch a child for taco bell
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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