Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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