He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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