K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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