You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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