I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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