I cockslap morals
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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