i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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