Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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